Heine crashes the Oshkosh, Ne Homecoming Parade

looks like the governor’s camera man was the only one showing up for the big event! Does no one give a shit about Heine and the little whitefaced crumb-cruncher apparently passed out being dragged by the ruthless banner of the czar of the NGOP machine?! But considering it is Oshkosh (population, like, 100), and giving Heine the benefit of the doubt, maybe a large percent of the town did show up, to walk in the parade? Either way it doesn’t appear too many Oshkoshians came home for the Homecoming Parade and to see the almighty NE ruler.

non-handwashers be damned!

In the last week I’ve encountered several people in this flu driven season who use the bathroom and walk right out of the bathroom. I’m not a total germ freak but I certainly have a legitimate interest in other’s hand washing habits that exist in my realm. One of the non-hand washers today encountered is the tech support guy at school, you know the guy that puts his paws all over your laptop when you have a problem. A guy I saw yesterday zipped up and started whistling as he headed past the sinks to the door. As if the whistling was going to distract from the fact that he did not wash the shit off his hands. Perhaps the whistle made his mind think no one was paying attention to his premature exit. Anybody that whistles in the the bathroom deserves to be popped in the junk. I hate whistling outside of the bathroom but the last thing I want to do is listen to you whistle some stupid ass tune as you pinch one off. And don’t forget about the frequent token wash that I witnessed early in the week. What a bogus way attempting to please societal norms yet failing to secure the main objective. And then there is the guy who just plain walks out the door with a sense of arrogance (the too good for this hand washing bull-shit kinda guy) giving everybody the implicit middle finger, to which I say “fuck you too.”

Personally I hope all these flakes contract antibacterial-resistant staph infection and have a near death experience. A guy in my class keeps a travel pack of anti-bacterial wet wipes and wipes down his desktop in each classroom. Great idea and you should see the color of the wipe when he gets done. Wash your fucking hands, if not for your own health (cuz I could really give a rats ass about you), for others who actually want to be clean and healthy.