At Least Fred Knows What We All (Should) Know…

that he won’t be the next president.  Is he just havin a little retirement fun, raisin his status and stature, strokin the ego, doin it cuz Jerri wants some big time experience in the biz?  The joke of a candidacy will end soon enough in failure.  Now at least we know Freddie isn’t that dumb, he apparently realizes that an empty candidate can only get so far.

Watch this shit

and try to tell me what this old babbling fucker is saying:

What, you don’t speak “old babbling fucker?” Perhaps that’s my problem as well. First he says he is against abortion regulations but then comes around and says that he believes that life begins at conception and has voted 100% pro-life. He even uses liberal language about how he’s against criminalizing abortion and young girls and then says that he saw his baby kickin around in Jerri.

He is often confused and desperately trying to reconcile his own past/present position to align with GOP voters. He is such a ignorant fraud of a candidate. One of the main reasons he gets this far is cause of his political consultant wife. No way he could figure this shit out on his own. Does he even have a platform yet, beyond “common sense conservatism” and “federalism?”

Pertinent Question For Freddie

Since Fool Fred has kicked off his sluggish campaign has anyone asked him what exactly he does want to do that only a president can do? Bomb aspirin factories? Of course, a response might require too much energy from his self-professed lazy ass.